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Joke of the Day
"""Git yer cotton pickin hands off a my gin."" -Eli Whitney"
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"Doctor: are you sexually active. Me: I'm not even physically active"
"Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."
"How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1"
"Just told a girl who was getting too close we should just stay friens. In case you're wondering, I'll give her the d later"
"Make mine a Sandusky. I think I'm going to make a signature drink after Jerry Sandusky - 10 year old Whiskey and tears"
"A dialogue between Russians. -Guys, maybe we should stop drinking. -We allready did. We're getting wasted now!"
"<--- Tips cup back and lightly taps the bottom. Fifty pieces of ice fall out on face."
"How do you hide from imminent retribution? Karmaflage!"
"""There is superstitious....... writing on the wall..."" No Stevie, that's just the wood chip mate."