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Joke of the Day
"How do Mongolians practice safe sex? They use a khandom."
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"'Twas the day before Lent, and when it was done, not a creature was sober, not even a nun."
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the f out of ""safe"" and the f out of ""way""."
"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They keep stealing green cards."
"When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing? When you're buying salt."
"My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper."
"Saw an article on Facebook that a local bank was robbed. It had one like. They should probably look at that person as the robbery suspect."
"What can you use to fill your butt crack? Ass-fault"
"First thing I do every morning when I wake up is take a shit. Then I roll over and get out of bed."
"Penny for the Ruble...oh wait never mind!"