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Joke of the Day
"My friend thanked me for inviting him along to Fight Club. I replied ""Don't mention it."""
Next Joke
"threesome Joke Q: A teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"" A: A student repsonds, ""3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."""
"Just getting romantic with the wife when our slow cooker set off our smoke alarm so yes, I was crock blocked."
"Why don't amateur pornstars use big words? Because they're all laymen."
"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You can't fit a prostitute in a bowling ball."
"I wish I hadn't bought so much Encyclopedia Britannica stock in 1999."
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback"
"If you catch a Gecko by it's tail... If you catch a Gecko by it's tail, it will detach itself from it and grow a new one. A lot like Hillary's political policies."
"My new telly is brilliant, it shows 50 frames per second. I managed to watch the whole of the snooker world championships in less than a minute."
"9/11 Called. They want their building back."