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Joke of the Day

"Mickey is getting a divorce ""mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was...... extremely silly?"" ""no, i said she was fucking goofy"""

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"Knock-knock... ""Knock-knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak - now you say 'Control Freak who?'"" :)"
"How many virgins does take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than 72, or all those suicide bomber would have seen the light."
"Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used Condom hanging off your dick... Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started."
"I hate when my phone corrects ""hood morning"" to good morning. Maybe I meant hood morning. Maybe some thug shit has happened today."
"[A bengals fan watching Titanic] I can't wait until the end when Jack and Rose get married"
"""What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?"" ""He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."""
"I was so ugly when I was born... ...the doctor slapped my mother."
"You know what's a big ripoff? Velcro"
"Biography of a voyeur He came, he saw, he came"
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