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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the parents of a cat? His PURR-ents"
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"Help oh god a I tied a balloon to my hand and now I'm two hours over the ocean held hostage by the wind"
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"If you walk around in knight's armor long enough, people will just get used to it."
"What's a crossfit bro's favorite Italian dish? Testosteroni."
"What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home? IUD"
"Why do men stare at a woman's breasts? To prove they can focus on two things at once."
"Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks."
"My friend is an anorexic atheist. He thin."
"(Real Story) All of a sudden, my Steam language was set to Russian. I was changing it back to English, when my hand slipped. But it's okay, now. I have everything in Czech."