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Joke of the Day

"Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying ""sorry for the damage."" Film reactions. Profit."

"I wasn't going to buy Thrift Shop on iTunes... But it was .99 cents!"

"Why are there no white chinese people? It's because two Wongs don't make a white."

"Magic A magician is driving down a road and turns into a driveway."

"You never hear about a new ghost. ""Oh yeah, this place is haunted since Jeff died last Tuesday."""

"Tried to cover Miles Davis but failed miserably... I Kind of Blue it"

"What's the difference between a piano,tuna and glue. You can tune a piano. You cant piano a tuna."

"The phone rings, and Dad asks: What does the caller ID say? Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher."

"I should probably eat this entire bag of Oreos tonight since they're going to expire in 2017."

"Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!"