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Joke of the Day

"5 kinds of fear: - panic - terror - 15 missed calls from mom - ""wrong password"" - ""we need to talk"""

"What concert can you see for 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring Nickleback."

"I swapped my wife's parachute around with her backpack. Now when the bitch goes on her stupid camping holiday, all she will have is a parachute. *copypaste from sickipedia.org*"

"""Wow, that's great!"" ~ Me, not paying attention, and hoping you didn't just tell me your Grandma died."

"Enrique Iglesias wants to 1. Be your hero 2. Kiss away your pain 3. Stand by you forever Enrique Iglesias is your mother"

"Wanna hear a short joke? Leafy's chin"

"Why are rosary beads so small? Because altar boys are really tight."

"I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels."

"I loaned my friend $15K for plastic surgery... And now I don't know what he looks like."

"Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet? Because all the other letters are not c's. *** ^^*ba ^^dum ^^tss*"