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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one? The type of gas used."
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"I was once put in the 'friend zone,"" but with perseverance that all changed. I'm now in the 'must stay 200 yards away at all times zone.'"
"What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were 3 movies."
"Give a man a fish he eats for a day... Teach a man to fish, he sits out on the lake drinking beer all summer"
"I wish airplanes flapped their wings and shit on cars"
"What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment!"
"Heard your mom was into bdsm Apparently she likes to tie guys up in her rolls Sorry if this is a shit post first time poster "
"Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of? Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves"
"Dave walks on a Sandi beach and says Hey it's me! lol gets me every time."
"Hurricanes are loud, costly and sometimes fatal forces of nature That's why the WMO name them after their wives"