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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the useless skin on the end of a penis? A man. Courtesy of my grandmother."
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"What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open? Tennish"
"you remember me as the guy who put his arm in the doorway to hold open the automatic door for you in 2009. welll, now i need a favor"
"Hendrik Lorentz walks into a bar... He sits down at the counter. The bartender asks ""Why the long face?"" Lorentz replies ""What do you expect? I'm barely moving"""
"What's the quickest way to lose pounds? The UK National Lottery!"
"How to find the perfect wife: Play monopoly with her. if she chooses the iron, she's the one."
"What is a sorcerer's least favorite disease? A staff infection"
"So, did you hear what Lateesha get on her SATs? Barbecue sauce."
"A girl told me she liked teasing So we went into the bedroom and I told her that she had a weird, misshapen nose and she suddenly started crying. Women and their mixed messages."
"If a user posts Nazi-related offensive content and a German moderator sees it, what happens to the user? He gets banschlussed."