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Joke of the Day
"So what's the best part about dead baby jokes? They never get old. *ba dum tss*"
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"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? full"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin'. they hatin'."
"What's a hipsters favorite season? Summer, they like it before it's cool"
"Knock knock?? Who's there?? Jehovah Witness. Knock knock?? Knock knock?? Hello?? Knock knock??"
"I stepped on a nail the other day I was going to avoid it but I didn't see the point"
"George, are you high? No mom. The smell is incense, my eyes are red from browsing reddit for hours, and I'm just keeping that unicorn here until Tim comes back from Florida."
"A rock flying through the hemisphere is called an Asteroid. A lump on your ass is called a Hemorrhoid...... If you think of it,Shouldn't it be the other way around?"
"Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream? He was hit by a buss"
"Your ex asking if you can still be friends is like kidnappers saying ""keep in touch"" after they let you go."