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Joke of the Day

"I only drink to forget that my 4 year old daughter has an iPad Touch and I have to ask for her help when it's my turn to play on it."

"BIGAMY Q: What's the downside to bigamy? A: More than one mother-in-law."

"Hold the door for your girlfriend. Listen to the door. Tell the door everything will be okay. Leave your girlfriend for the door."

"Minecraft: Story Mode Nerdcubed did it better nearly half a decade sooner"

"I've even started lying about my age on the treadmill at the gym."

"I hate when the definition of a word has other words that I have to look up also."

"All you need is WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape."

"A mother walked in to find her son playing with his privates. ""Oh dear..."" ""...those toy soldiers were supposed to be a surprise!"""

"What do you call 100 Mexicans holding hands around your yard Spicket fence"

"I just filled up my gas tank and went to a movie and bought a large soda and popcorn, I spent roughly 7000 dollars."