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Joke of the Day

"Really Speedo Guy? Things aren't bad enough in the world already? You've got to display to the whole beach that you're hung like a Tic-Tac?"

"How'd you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"Saw a ""Don't Text and Drive"" sign on my way into work today. Good thing I took a second to look up from my phone, otherwise I may have missed it."

"The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports. It's called Ear Bud."

"A Santa joke. So what does a pimp and Santa have in common? They both go Ho Ho Ho I'll see myself [out] (http://i.imgur.com/9gdyd.gif)"

"Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!! It's called Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable."

"I know Mexican judo Judo know if I have a knife. Judo know if I have a gun."

"My Love Life is Like my Ferrari... It's nonexistent"

"I'm not sexist.... because being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women."

"What did the baby Jew say to the Mohel hooker? Keep the tip"