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Joke of the Day

"Anyone else notice Independence Day is July 4th? Maybe we can work it into our 4th of July celebrations."

"What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak? A T-Bone!!!!"

"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer."

"Dad joke Do any of you, when going poop, say ""Get out of me you piece of shit!"" And then chuckle cuz it's a literal piece of shit?"

"What does a Mexican duck say? GUACK"

"Be glad that Hitler existed. Think about all of the Jew jokes we would have missed without him!"

"Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/seven-bar-jokes-involving-grammar-and-punctuation"

"Just saw an unbelievably beautiful woman in the park. I wonder how many cows her father would give me to marry her."

"Did you hear about the power surge across the street? I heard it was a shocking experience."

"What's better Jesus or a picture of Jesus A picture because it only takes one nail to hang a picture."