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Joke of the Day
"My newest million dollar idea involves crowdsourcing. So, who has a million dollar idea for me?"
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"What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum? A control freak."
"There once was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray... He is now a seasoned veteran."
"sure the Victoria's Secret models are pretty, but I bet not one of them ever finds a Cheeto in her bra"
"Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes? Because they take everything literally."
"Music Joke Nobody could find Beethoven's teacher because he is Haydn."
"I wish I was black I'll never be the first anything now."