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Joke of the Day

"As a matter of fact, I _AM_ trying to cause a big sensation... Just talkin' 'bout double p-penetration"

"There are two good reasons never to drink water from the toilet. No 1 and No 2s!"

"I've got 70 hobbies. '69'ing and fishing."

"What is it called when you teach a girl to be a hooker? Prostitutoring"

"Whats the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath tub. One has hope in her soul, while the other has soap in her hole."

"Which is the saltiest fish? Tuna"

"I've got Alzheimer's ....but atleast I don't have Alzheimer's."

"(interviewer): do you have any questions? (me): ya can a werewolf bite really kill a vampire?"

"How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb."

"The reality is that if you have a job that requires a name tag, I'll never give a fuck what your name is."