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Joke of the Day

"If your phone auto corrects ""fuck"" to ""duck,"" it's okay to keep it... It's still fowl language."

"I don't claim to know what happens inside the dishwasher, but I'm guessing that it's like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan."

"''Hey, you like water? yes? well I can turn it into wine.'' -Jesus flirting in a bar"

"What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes? That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)"

"I was having sex with a woman last night and she kept screaming this other guys name. Who the hell is this ""Rape"" fellow, anyway?"

"What do you call it when a son of Royalty fucks his sister? Prin-cest"

"Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says ""I'll serve you, but dont start anything!"""

"My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time."

"I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing."