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Joke of the Day
"I have 2 eyes and can't see, but millions of eyes on me. What am I? NFL Referee"
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"I Need To Tell You All SomeThing Very Important. Sanic Ate A Burrito Then Pooped On Bready."
"How do farmers party? They turnip the beets!"
"What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds? There's twenty of them."
"Ambien: Remember the time we picked a fight with Gary's garden gnome, chugged a jar of mayonnaise & passed out naked in Arby's parking lot?"
"Ant: I found this book of what humans call us. I'm an ant Dung Beetle: What am I called? Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels"