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Joke of the Day

"What is the similarity between an airplane and a woman? The cockpit"

"What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster? mumblr"

"So I'm out in the woods taking a shit when... ...a bear strolls up, cocks his head with a funny expression, and says, ""I never knew you guys did that."""

"i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was ""cool. that bird makes more money than me"""

"Was JFK born in USA? Doubtful, he sounds Kennedyan!"

"What do you call a possessed chicken? Poultrygeist."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch an ounce of ganja Jack lit up and took a puff And Jill cuffed him. She was DEA. Jack died in prison."

"what did the cornflake say to the other cornflake? Hi cornflake. don't blame me... you clicked on it... what did you expect?"

"So I just asked my SO's mother the agenda for tomorrow's festivities... And my girlfriend interrupted with ""Well I'll be female""."

"A list of con-man jokes. What? You were expecting your money's worth? Now begger off before I set Fred on you."