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Joke of the Day
"What is the similarity between an airplane and a woman? The cockpit"
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"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls."
"I like my hookers like I like my treasure... Buried."
"I aspire to write jokes for laffy taffy. Q: What do you call a gullible vampire? A: A sucker"
"I had a neurotic rabbit once. His name was Stu."
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"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""
"My wife tried to buy something online yesterday.... Anyone know how to get a credit card out of a floppy drive?"
"my book club evolved into a fight club so gradually I almost didn't notice"
"Isn't it ironic that the favorite drink of Britain's homeless is called ""Tennents""?"