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Joke of the Day

"Why did 9 bust 1? Because 6 8 9"

"every time you say the word ""turnt"" a baby gets run over by a smart car"

"Nintendo Did you hear about the guy who married his Nintendo? Apparently he did it on Wed-Nes-day."

"I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles lastnight.. My next poop could spell, Disaster."

"What did the Bra say to the hat? You go on ahead I'm going to stay to give these two a lift!"

"At first I thought drag racing games would be difficult.. Turns out, they're pretty straight forward."

"Which plant talks the most crap? Shiitake mushrooms."

"Just saw The Imitation Game & it was FILLED with historical inaccuracies about World War II. They don't even mention Captain America at all."

"How is being a middle manager like being stuck in a tree full of monkeys? Whenever you look down, all you see is grinning faces. Whenever you look up, all you see is assholes."

"What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows? This is a bomb in a bull."