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Joke of the Day
"Why did 9 bust 1? Because 6 8 9"
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"If you're going to carry on a cell phone conversation in the men's room you can count on me to make HORRIBLE noises and flush every two seconds."
"If you want to hide your face, go out naked."
"I know almost 100 jokes about scales, but only 1 of them is good... All the rest are tareable"
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