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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank? Small medium at large"
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"Yo mamma so fat... When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack."
"What's worse than a paper titty? A cardboard box"
"Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving? Because all they serve is cold turkey."
"how do you kill two priests toss a small boy between them and watch them fight to the death. The winner has to fight Michael Jackson"
"me *sees wife's cheesecake* future me [sent here to warn me what would happen if I ate it] *knocks on the front door* me *already eating it*"
"How come Peter Pan keeps on flying? Because he Neverlands"
"What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game??? Before the first period"
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back seat of the oven."
"Plot twist: ""Luke, I am your Mother."" - Yoda"