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Joke of the Day

"Buzz: hey Neil where do cows come from? Neil: I dunno where Buzz: the moooon haha .. .. *single gunshot* Neil: uh Houston we have a problem"

"Jimmy cracked cocaine, and suddenly everyone cared."

"Where can I fit 40 jews in my car The ashtray."

"my favourite one-liner a seal walks into a club."

"Hello is this HP? I'd like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer."

"I don't need anyone with a so-called degree ""to"" tell me I use quotes wrong."

"I went to the shop to buy 6 cans of coke. But when I got home, I realised I'd picked 7 Up."

"I watched an exciting documentary about rabbit farmers... it was hare-raising."

"Why are people still using a dictionary? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me."

"I've squirted an entire bottle of No More Tears in my baby's face... ...and she's still crying. Parenting is hard"