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Joke of the Day

"Brokeback Mountain pretty much ruined camping as a male bonding activity for straight guys."

"A little girl told her mother ""Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up!"" The mother answered ""Well make up your mind, sweetheart""."

"My GF was annoyed with me and asked me to stop singing Wonderwall Then I said Maybe"

"Why does green think yellow is such a slut? Because yellow blue red."

"What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."

"Hi, you've reached my voicemail. Why didn't you text me? I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram."

"Did you hear about the overweight introvert who thought he had won the hot dog eating contest? Turns out he was just a bit shy."

"What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common? Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad."

"Give A Man A Fish Give a man a fish and he'll say, ""This is incorrect; I ordered a Big Mac"". Teach a man how to fish and he'll say, ""What the fuck kind of McDonald's is this, anyway?"""

"My legal team is advising me to get jiggy with it."