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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a hormone? It's easy they usually fake it anyway"

"How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school? Change the drinking age to 25"

"What do you call a prostitute after a 12 hour shift? A box of assorted creams."

"Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No we were never introduced !"

"I treasure my watch. This is my grandfather, who sold it to me on his deathbed."

"I once had a girlfriend who had a lazy eye... I had to dump her because she was seeing other people."

"I got a 100 dollar giftcard to Kmart and now I can't decide which Kmart I want to buy."

"BREAKING NEWS: Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to release detailed document on what Willis was talking about."

"My girlfriend lost all her hair during chemotherapy and she was crying for hours. I said, ""Why are you so upset? It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."""

"My wife said to me ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" I answered ""Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."""