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Joke of the Day
"I got a 100 dollar giftcard to Kmart and now I can't decide which Kmart I want to buy."
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"Me: Speak. C'mon, boy, speak. Dog: No, I'm mad at you."
"What is the difference between homeless people and feminists? Sometimes the homeless get change."
"Insomnia sufferers, look on the bright side. only three more sleeps until christmas."
"A little advice on poetry..... If you don't know if you like a poem or not just perform the ex lax test. See if it moves you"
"Roses are Red Roses are red I'm feeling elated I'm doing Gisele My balls are deflated"
"There are two rules for success: 1) Never reveal everything you know."
"Did anyone else witness that jet crashing into the ocean? It was plane to sea."
"I'm sorry and I apologize are the same thing... Unless it's at a funeral."
"Zebras must be tough to eat. You have to sort through all that light meat and dark meat. Props to this guy at Disney"