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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitute after a 12 hour shift? A box of assorted creams."
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"People Sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by people who are full of hot air...I need to find a way to use it as renewable energy"
"For Sale Parachute: Only used once, never opened Small stain"
"I went to a karaoke bar last night. I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music... at first I was afraid, oh I was petrified."
"Are you all just gonna keep ignoring how fucked up knees look when a person is standing?"
"I'm more of an amateur bater. I agree, I need more practice."
"[DIRTY] Eye exam Eye specialist: ""Sir, you need to stop masturbating.""   Patient: "" Oh my God, is it ruining my eyesight?""   Eye specialist: ""No. It's disturbing the other patients."""
"What happened to the dwarf who walked between a lady's legs? He got a clit around the ear and a flap on the face."
"[NSFW]Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Dad: Because his wife died."
"Caesar: friends, Romans countryman lend me your ear... [2 days later] *Caesar opens mailbox* ""oh FFS Van Gogh IT'S A SAYING!!!!!'"