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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitute after a 12 hour shift? A box of assorted creams."
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"""Siri, why am I single?"" Siri: opens front face camera"
"C'mon, dude. Man up and ask her if she likes me."
"A man sees a woman 500 feet in the air... He asks her ""hey, do you know anything about parachutes?"" She says ""No. Do you know anything about gas stoves?"""
"Hillary and Donald are out in a rowboat. The boat capsizes. Who get saved? The United States of America"
"Her: Oh, a handsome man like you must be used to compliments. Me: Yes, but do go on..."
"Why was 6 afraid if 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"
"Which state has the highest suicide rate ? The Islamic State."
"Removing the skin of an orange... That's appealing."
"*approaches drive-thru window on a camel* ""Sir, here's your 17 big macs and a large milkshake."" May I please have a straw? *camel collapses*"