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Joke of the Day

"My wife said to me ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" I answered ""Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you."""

"What did they call the sad little fish poop with no father? A bass turd."

"How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq? Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible."

"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile"

"I left my phone at home and had no idea what to do with my hands while I drove"

"Happy New Year Reddit! Just Kidding you really came for my cake day! Happy 1 Year Reddit"

"What did Napoleon have up his sleevies? His armies!"

"I'm at my most insecure when asked if I want to save changes made to a document when I am sure I did not make any changes at all."

"Coworker: I was named after my grandfather. Me: Of course you were, he was born first."

"What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!"