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Joke of the Day
"Your life may be an open book, but could you skip to the good parts."
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"I knew this guy who would ask men at church, ""is your tie made out of bird cloth?"" <blank stare> ""It's cheep, cheep, cheep."""
"Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors? Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!"
"I like my women like I like my... ...grades: covered in B's."
"What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture? A zhuologist"
"Google just alerted me to light traffic in my area which is odd because I'm in the bathtub."
"a bottle of cyanide labeled GHOST PILLS"
"Salt touched Pepper in a pervert way.Pepper says: ""This is assalt!"""
"What do a bunch of celebrity nudes have in common with a stiff breeze? They both can cause reddit's servers to crash."
"Police in Mississippi shoot a man :( He had accidentally set himself ablaze, and police opened fire because he was waving fire arms in the air :)"