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Joke of the Day

"What is a group of gay pirates favorite pastime? Pegging each other's booty"

"Yo mama so fat... She holds her pants up with the bible belt"

"I still think my biggest regret is asking a girl out, and replying ""me too"" after she told me she had a boyfriend"

"I can't believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment"

"If Trump wins the election ... What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto? ""Make America good again."""

"A guy wakes up in hospital after surgery and complains he can't feel his legs ""I know"" said the doctor. ""We had to amputate your arms"""

"Its really disgusting how other white people dont even know about the plight of [quickly wikipedias ""Who is having alot of plight 2012]"

"Farmer vs Prostitue What is the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"

"Women wanted him, men wanted to be him, geese were skeptical"

"There's 2 types of people in this world... ....Those who know binary, and those who don't."