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Joke of the Day

"Police in Mississippi shoot a man :( He had accidentally set himself ablaze, and police opened fire because he was waving fire arms in the air :)"

"What did the frustrated cannibal say? Nothing he just threw up his hands."

"In Driver's Ed we drove past a sign that said ""Wildlife Crossing"" My instructor said, ""That must be for them colored students."""

"Why did the gay guy cross the road? Because he is gay and the people on the other side of the road hate him and asked him to leave."

"Subway sandwich artists seem like they'd rather kill their mother with an AIDS hammer than give you extra toppings."

"Please spare me the agony of listening to your relationship problems if you always end up with the same idiot."

"If someone tells you he can swallow a whole coconut... ...let him do it, it means he has complete trust in his anus :d"

"My superpower is finding the one bathroom stall with no toilet paper."

"Blood donation I donated my blood and they told me I was Type-A. Apparently it was a Type-O."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"