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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about women aren't funny... Period."
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"Feel sorry for Julio Cesar tonight. Last time I saw a Brazilian facing this many shots he was jumping a ticket barrier at Stockwell."
"told my girl I was going to a wine tasting, now she's coming and I was just gonna eat a dead bird and some expired cat food behind a Costco"
"One man's sprinkler is another man's bidet"
"What is the biggest scum-hole in the galaxy? Teddybear junction."
"What do you call the security at a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters."
"There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . . Yet I see the same jokes posted every day."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car"
"What do Indian movie stars play at the beach? Bollyball"
"What's the most flexible type of music group? An elastic band."