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Joke of the Day
"Recently started growing a beard and my wife asked how I liked it so far. ""It's growing on me."""
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"How do you make an archaeologist blush? Show him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from."
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"Q: What did one candle say to the other candle? A: Are you going out tonight?"
"Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women."