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Joke of the Day

"A frustrated doctor walks into a bar The bar tender asks, why are you fuming The doctor responds,""I DONT HAVE ENOUGH PATIENCE"""

"What planet is so big the entire universe can fit in? Ur Anus."

"In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God or man has rested."

"either my xbox is broken, or it wants to get married and start a family... because it's done playing games with me."

"I heard a great joke in the elevator today It was funny on so many levels."

"*knuckle tats* ( S | H | H | H) ( H | H | H | H ) (I'm a librarian)"

"If you're cold, stand in the corner It's usually 90 degrees"

"I leave my vacuum in the middle of the floor at all times so when I have unexpected company I can say I was just about to clean my house."

"Oh, you're an American? Yeah, right. Name 5 disastrous foreign policy decisions."

"What's a cats favorite thing to read? A CATalog"