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Joke of the Day
"Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do."
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"What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church? A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology."
"I caught someone stalking me so I stalked them right back. It got awkward sitting in the same tree staring at each other."
"Hey Law & Order, please stop throwing around the word semen all willy-nilly, I'm trying to watch this with my mom"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss."
"What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!"
"Enough with the North Korea jokes guys, Seriousry they aren't funny!"
"A joke my grandfather told me Women's rights"
"Yes I am 45, male and love cats. Recently I posted a selfie. It could be worse though, right? Hello?"
"I may have no one rocking my world right now, but I have no one ruining it either!"