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Joke of the Day
"Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do."
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"My Grandparents bought a new China set... They asked me what I thought of it... I said it was fine..."
"Wrong Hole! - a love story"
"What do gender studies graduates commonly say? ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey? He didn't like getting nailed to the boards."
"How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date? As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck."
"Legalize drugs. Criminalize dumbasses."
"I just named two flies in my house Buzz and Buzz Jr. If you want me to come to your house and name shit it's $20/hour."
"Kids' complaints on vacation: - No wifi on beach - Sand is sandy - Ocean has salt in it - Lobsters? I want pizza. - Too outdoorsy outside"
"No adult entertainment companies around here that offer fireman strippers, so we're starting a fire and hoping a slutty one shows up."