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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black"
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"Yo mama so fat.... When she sees a school bus with white kids, she yells ""TWINKIE"""
"If the doorbell rings, its normal to drop, shimmy across the floor, press your body to the wall & not breath till the person is gone, right?"
"What is your greatest America joke? Everyone's got mexican, Jewish, and Islamic jokes. I wanna hear the one's bashing America."
"Your mama is so fat... The NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information."
"A cream-filled doughnut and an eclair... ...decided to get a divorce. It's a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They're in for a long, grueling custardy battle."
"It's so humid today I keep expecting a southern lawyer to do his closing argument."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table...then a chair."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Two pigs playing in the mud"
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling."