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Joke of the Day
"It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end."
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"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel"
"You can only enjoy Lord of the Rings if you're taking heroin... It's called high fantasy."
"""I don't belong here"" - dreadlock on a white guy"
"My fairy godmother asked me if i wanted a long memory or a long penis... I don't remember what I said... ...but I have back problems now."
"People who say ""I hate to bother you"" need to learn to hate it a little bit more."
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."
"A skinny friend told me she's never hungry and just 'forgets to eat', so I drove her out to the woods and left her for dead. Is that wrong?"
"Never forget. Never forget that Americans can't even get the date the right way around. Sincerely the rest of the world on 9/11."
"Knock Knock... -Who's there? Anxiety -Anxiety Who? Are you sure someone knocked?"