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Joke of the Day
"I just ended a 5 years long relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship."
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"Why did OP's mom leave the prostitution business? It got too gonor-real"
"If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Mexican name?"
"You'll catch more flies with honey than you will with vinegar. Also a rotting corpse will work. Or poop. Lots of ways to attract flies."
"When something falls in your mouth by accident and you eat it, it's a snaccident."
"Oral sex makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak"
"Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs? Divs within Divs within Divs ..."
"Barely amusing Japanese joke Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan? Because in Japan, snakes are hebi."
"You know what's funny about Asians? You don't know whether they're awake or asleep. ( )"
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... Sits down and orders a side of fries, the bartender says ""sorry we don't serve food here."""