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Joke of the Day
"Judging by my handwriting possible future career choices include doctor or kindergartner."
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"What do you call a group of scientologist almonds? Nuts."
"A hamburger walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food here""."
"I went into my sons room and found a mouse, so I stamped it to death. It would have been so much easier if there wasn't a fucking cage around it."
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"What are an idiot's last words? Hey, watch this."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *SLURP*"
"What are your best corny jokes? I want them all! ""What's brown and sticky?"" ""A stick."""
"Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care"
"My grandma sent the entire newspaper to me in the subject line of an email."