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Joke of the Day
"A hamburger walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food here""."
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"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot."
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"I found out my best friend was a heroin addict... Needles to say, that friendship ended quickly."
"Wonder when that family from Russia is going to realize I took a selfie instead of a photo of them standing in front of the Chinese Theatre."
"What do you do with spoiled fish food? Load it in the chum dumpster."
"If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child... they could call it Slush Puppy :)"
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