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Joke of the Day
"My grandma sent the entire newspaper to me in the subject line of an email."
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"""Helga tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?"" ""Because they're stupid"" said her friend."
"How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb? Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities."
"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"
"What is brown and sticky? Shit."
"Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you've got alzheimers."
"Me: so I've been a little unclear regarding everything you've asked me to do since Monday Boss: Jesus Me: let me finish. In February. 2011."
"I didn't know how to put this gently so I drew you a picture. That's you. Now, see the guy choking you? That's me."
"When I see someone driving the same car I'm driving, I always peer in to make sure it's not me from another dimension."
"Boss:Why is your voice gone? Are you ok? Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's ""Dangerous Woman""* I'm ok...allergies are bad."