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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant... Omelette You Finish"

"What do you call a Jewish baby who isn't circumcised? A girl."

"What's worse than a polar bear? A bi-polar bear."

"Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the calendar factory? All he did was take a day off."

"I watched an Indian weapon dancing ritual today It was pretty Sikh."

"What is the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."

"I hate thinking of new passwords. Last time I did I chose ""Penis."" But got the error: Your password is too short. I tried BBCPenis, that was too many characters. Guess that ones too long."

"I don't really have a ""blood type."" I think all bloods can surprise you if you just give them a chance."

"I'm thinking of becoming a gynecologist....i hear there's plenty of openings."

"I was having trouble reverse parking... ...until I tried my back-up plan."