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Joke of the Day

"How do you call a dog without legs? you don't you go and grab him"

"My dog used to chase after people on a bike so I took the bike away from him."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !"

"Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time? Because he was too slow."

"I don't care how hardcore you are. If you don't cry when Dumbo visits his mommy in elephant jail, you have no soul."

"Being in middle management is like being a toilet seat... Look up and you see a bunch of arseholes, look down and all you see are shits."

"I wanted to make a joke about a Russian airplane... ...but it'll probably get shot down"

"Breaking news: Cartoonist found dead in his own home. The details were sketchy."

"The priest said that the demon really wants to leave, but I'm way too clingy, so the exorcism didn't work."

"My 9 year daughter asked me: ""Daddy can we buy money?"" ... Me: Buy money? Using what? Daughter: Aaa ... Apples? Me: That's called ""Selling Apples"" not buying money."