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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a dog without legs? you don't you go and grab him"
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"My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black people, I said yes and its manners to wish them ""Happy Blacks Friday""."
"The baby's trying to eat the poinsettia again Well, maybe we should get rid of it The plant? But we just got it . . .Haha yeah, the plant"
"A new vending machine opened up at isis headquarters today... It was called the allahu snackbar."
"We can find water on Mars but we can't something completely unrelated?"
"On this great new diet called ""sleep through breakfast."""
"What does a dead hooker and a flat beer have in common... No head."
"I made a NTP joke once The timing was perfect."
"What did the German policeman say to his nipples? You are under a vest!"
"What's up? The price of pussy. (My math teacher in high school use to say this one, he was cool.)"