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Joke of the Day

"A mayor bans people living in his town from being buried in the local cemetery They have to be dead first"

"Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free."

"Hey teacher, i made a clock! ""Did you say Allahu Akbar?"""

"If a chick tells you she's ""not like other girls"" she just proved she's exactly like all other girls."

"Trump won the presidency and 1... 2... POOF! The Mexicans were gone without a tres"

"My Dad couldn't pull out of my Mom... ...but at least he could pull out of my life."

"Psychic: *rubbing temples* You want to know if your wife's trying to murder you Me: How'd you know? P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good"

"How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan? Lightbulb."

"As an obese man, I think I would make a pretty good presidential candidate. I too only run once every four years."

"A rapist, paedophile and priest enter a bar. He orders a beer."