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Joke of the Day

"When my grandfather died we scattered his remains in the sea Everyone on the beach panicked because we didn't cremate him..."

"Would you watch a turkey dance? No, but I'd watch a chicken strip."

"Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to google, he quits asking dumbass questions."

"I hate to choose sides, but if forced, I'll aggressively side with the person paying my bar tab."

"What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid? My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing."

"I figure I must be Bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year."

"So someone decided to offer a million pounds to the first Irishman who could learn to swim... A Scotsman ended up winning."

"What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters? Truth or Darren Wilson."

"Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord."

"Lorena Bobbit and Jeffery Dahmer This is an old one... What did Jeff say to Lorena after she cut her husband's penis off? You gonna eat that?"