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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say about prostitution? It's not really work if you love who you do."

"Great news for the Texas Rangers baseball players Now that Ron Washington is no longer the manager, they are putting coke back in the vending machines"

"You'll never guess what my login name is. Constipated."

"What's the difference between a big penis and a small penis? Nothing until the jobs done."

"FYI, you don't have to be a waiter in order to go in a restaurant and wander from table to table asking people, ""How's everything tasting"""

"Two mexicans are playing Call Of Duty... It was A Juan v. Juan match."

"I really don't understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem. Chemically speaking, it's a solution."

"I give in to peer pressure My friends went on a diet, so I joined in to try to fit in."

"Homosexuals should be like my shirts when I'm not wearing them - quietly tucked away in the closet."

"What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies? I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!"