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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say about prostitution? It's not really work if you love who you do."

"My son said he couldn't sleep last night because of the thunder. I feel bad for locking him out now."

"What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11? ""Nin, ten, *Doh*"" ....I'll leave now."

"What is green and has wheels on it? A grass parking lot."

"What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . ."

"What us the difference between garbage and Jersey Girls? Garbage gets picked up."

"I just got laid. But don't worry, I was totally thinking about you guys the whole time."

"Contrary to popular belief, the most common use for electrical tape is to cover up goth nipples."

"A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. The cabbage was ahead, thefaucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up."

"It is my sincerest hope that the act of dying feels like finally peeing after a long bumpy car ride."