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Joke of the Day

"It is my sincerest hope that the act of dying feels like finally peeing after a long bumpy car ride."

"Car joke Spell shop..... what do cars do at green lights?"

"What does it mean when a blind girl says you have a big penis? She's probably just pulling your leg!"

"we regret to inform you that you've hit rock bottom"

"Why does the USA use F? The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism."

"Where do Zika babies come from? A guy trying to get a little head."

"[throws a dart at map of the world] One day, I'm gonna go over there & pull that dart out. The next time I wanna play darts, probably."

"[Shark Tank] Ok hear me out. -Alright. It's an airplane made out of cats. -But why? It cant crash. Always lands on it's feet. -Please leave."

"Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible."

"Turn your trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking."