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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline."

"What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? Damn!"

"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's a hardware problem."

"The most annoying part of reddit is [removed]"

"Hodor joke (Knock knock) Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? Hodor."

"I love hearing peoples' stories... ...I'm always chasing tale."

"Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods."

"I just hired a private investigator to find out what I do all day."

"""i would like to propose a toast"" - slice of bread"

"I went to Prague recently... I had a really good time. You should Czech it out."