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Joke of the Day
"So what going on with dead baby jokes? I think there dying off."
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"Comedy Club I sent a comedy club my resume. They looked at it for a second, and laughed their asses off. I thought it was a good sign. I never heard back. Now I work in Corporate America."
"What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor? Reptiles."
"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar... It was tense."
"Hillary Joke Hillary's campaign manager asks Hillary: - What do you like more, New Year's or sex? - New Year's - Why? - It happens more often"
"What is the richest beverage? Juice."
"Oh, Its October Guess we should wake up that guy from green day then"
"1. Stand in sauna 2. Add 30,000 strangers 3. Take 2 steps every 30 seconds 4. Repeat for 12 hours Congratulations! How was Disneyworld?"
"scarlet joe hanson sounds like an old timey boxer's name. ""weighin' in at 182 lbs, 5'9"", the ol' black widow, scarlet jooooooe hansen!"""
"Direct from my 8-year old: How do nursing babies blow their noses? With breast tissue."