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Joke of the Day
"How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches."
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"Her: I like your facial hair Me: I like YOUR facial hair (FLIRTING IS HARD)"
"This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf."
"Why do women wear white on their wedding day? All good kitchen appliances come in white. (Don't hurt me)"
"Joke How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach? His sesame seed buns!"
"Doctor: where does it hurt? Me: [shows him an empty bag of Cheetos]"
"I think my neighbor is stalking me... I saw her googling my name through my telescope."
"Bloody Foreigner... ...coming over here, wanting to know what love is."
"I don't understand chinese philosophy. It Confucius me."
"was thinking i would go away this easter. figured i would just hang around instead. its what jesus would have done"