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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a big butt? mASSive"

"there's a new chocolate bar being sold in the middle east called Allahu Snackbar"

"Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and"

"Do you wanna play the rape game? ""no?"" Well that's the spirit!"

"Just ate McDonalds after working out, which is the same as taking a shit after a shower."

"What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat? Look mom, an angel!"

"RT This if wish you had an Fairly OddParent."

"She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun."

"Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the glove compartment."

"I'm in a 12 step program for musical theatre addicts. I'm on step 5, 6, 7, and!"