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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a big butt? mASSive"
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"I was with my friends when.. One of them asked the other if he was a virgin. He replied ""No, I came out mom's vagina."" I honestly don't know how to feel about this."
"I told my girlfriend I'm JFK Because I'm the king of cum-a-lot"
"What has 3 teeth and 100 legs An unemployment line in Tennessee."
"Frenchman in sandals What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe flop I'll let myself out"
"A brief joke... There's a comic book about a toddler superhero named Captain Underpants. I have the only existing copy of the issue where he meets Wonderbra Woman."
"What is the most common french saying? ""nous abandonnons"""
"My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away."
"Have you heard about the Polish lesbian? She fucks men."
"I dressed up as a woman for a day just to see what they go through on a daily basis... apparently women get called faggot A LOT."