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Joke of the Day
"Just ate McDonalds after working out, which is the same as taking a shit after a shower."
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"The President of Nintendo Died... The ambulance went WII U, WII U, WII U"
"Do you know what a pirates favorite letter is? ( read before down vote you may be surprised) Well you think it be the rrrrrr's, but it be the cccc's.!"
"Friends don't let friends have friends. Be a friend, don't be a friend."
"What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student? An essay."
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render buildings on the other side."
"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."
"My wife's birthday is in two days, and she told me ""Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring"". So I bought her nothing."
"""Hey, I can see my house from here!"" - homeless people, almost all the time"
"Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic"